The Nerd Rebellion has Began
A brave freedom fighter has began to strike back. He has began this glorious revolution in Colorado Springs, Colo., by beginning to gather funds. Alone he has robbed two 7-11's with a bat'leth. If you don't know that a bat'leth is a Klingon weapon from Star Trek you are clearly spy and I warn you now that your time is coming, but do not fear, we as nerds will be benevolent overlords, our first demans will be to declare Captain Picard Day a national holiday and the immediate filming of a new season of Firefly.
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